While he is yet to confirm or deny it, the suspicion lingers that Tiger Woods is about to join the European Golf Tour.
In preparation for his move he has already started growing out the full beard that’s en vogue on the continent. He’s allegedly working with his swing coach on adapting his swing to wearing a popped collar on his polo shirt. A careful business observer noticed that Nike last week was buying stock in makers of pastel dyes, specifically purple and pink.
Keep’em in the short stuff.