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>C’mon, Man !?!!

>(in the voice of Steve Buscemi)

Does Tiger really think he has the right to privacy when he’s reeled in hundreds of millions of dollars in endorsements? C’mon, Man !?!!

Did we really think Tiger’s wall of invisibility and invincibility was going to last? Hell, even the Berlin wall fell eventually. C’mon, Man !!?!
Rumor has it that Elin aimed for the left rear window, but pushed the iron out to smash the right one. Apparantly she’s been getting golf lessons from Tiger. C’mon, Man !?!
(Actually, I just made that one up)
Are we really shocked that Tee-Dub would fool around on someone as beautiful as Elin? I think it was P Diddy who snuck into the bathroom to have phone sex with some stranger while he was married to Jennifer Lopez. Billy Joel was married to Christie Brinkley, and he cheated on HER. For every astonishingly beautiful celebrity wife there’s a husband who’s tired of her. C’mon, Man !?!!
Did someone really say that going forward the TW on Tiger’s hat stands for “The Whore” (i.e. this Rachel lounge lizard)? C’mon, Man !?!!
(I made that one up as well)
Just because you have no legal oblication to speak to the police, that doesn’t mean it’s a good idea (as long as you have nothing to hide). C’mon, Man !!?!
They say “Alcohol was not a factor”. Why can’t they just say he wasn’t drunk (if in fact you tested his blood alcohol level, which they apparantly didn’t). C’mon, Man !?!!
This story is just full of C’MON MANs …
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